step one: ln -s /dev/null /thetoilet
step two: klogd > /thetoilet 2>&1
this is how you can clog the toilet with 2s and 1s
good fortune (no dash oh)
a server told me this joke today:
He: Do you like Kipling?
She: Oh, you naughty boy, I don’t know! I’ve never kippled!
djb quotes
somehow made my way here after fighting with his three versions of documentation for the same AMAZING product
incredibly amusing: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Daniel_J._Bernstein
incredibly surprising: http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=2812
speaker wiring
hooking up a new speakers for the PA system in an ellsworth department store. it’s fun. up and down ladders all day and playing with insulation. yay! there is a drop ceiling and i removed this one tile and holy shit so much DIRT came out of this ceiling 12 feet off the ground i almost shit myself in shock – which would have been impressive to do on the ladder….
it’s lunch time now and i’m more thna halfway done (but i do realize that i took my lunch more than halfway thorugh the day so it’s kinda skewed data).
master ladder theory link
i love this theory… it used to be housed by intellectualwhores.com and since has become very difficult to find (even though the domain is simple and self explanatory).
it’s the classic when harry met sally type of argument: women and men are pretty much incapable of being friends
read more at the real website: http://www.laddertheory.com or my mirror (in case it disappears) at http://www.benbernier.com/mirrors/laddertheory.com/